RUMOR: The new apple tablet will be awesome!

So the Apple’s tablet is probably going to be awesome. It’s going to be a game changer and a life saver, a gaming machine and an office computer, it’s going to be light and beautiful, cool and trendy. It’s going to be love, transformed into a computer. Or maybe it won’t, who really knows?

There are so many rumors and predictions running around about what the Apple’s tablet is going to include and what it’s going to look like, so we thought about adding our own two cents to the pile by describing the things that we would like to see there. Just to make it perfectly clear – these are not real rumors, we’re just making these things up as we go along…

The new Apple’s tablet specification:

1. A front webcam
iPhone users have been long waiting for this feature to come, so why not build it with the upcoming tablet? If a webcam will be included in the tablet, putting it on the back will have no real use, as no one is really going to hold the tablet to take a picture or to do a video chat.

2. It will have a big “Don’t Panic” logo on it
Let’s face it – the Apple’s tablet is actually the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy. If you enter Wikipedia or Google or just browse the Internet, it will give you answers and explanations about anything ever known to man. So why not just admit that this idea is actually stolen from Douglas Adams and then put a big sticker saying “Don’t Panic” on it, just to give some credit to the people who deserve it? It can also make it look better.

3. A projector will be included
Think about it – you’re sitting in your living room with the tablet on your lap, projecting a movie to the wall and using the tablet as a keyboard and a mouse. This can really be a killer feature for the tablet and I really don’t mind paying a little extra for it. Come on, Steve, include this little feature just for me.

4. It will make coffee
Yes, this is not a new desire and everyone suggested that some kind of technology will do this for us, but I really think it’s about time! The tablet can come with an extra gadget for making coffee and in a click of a button you can remotely connect to the coffee machine and start making coffee. This can be great for cold mornings when you can’t get out of bed.

5. A built in Wii
We’ve just heard that the killer app for Apple’s tablet will be gaming. So why not include a built in Wii with that? Motion detection, multi-touch, webcams and projectors is a killer combination. I actually think I need to charge Jobs for that idea.

6. It can transform into a 52 inch TV
The tablet should actually be a little transformer that with a click of a button transforms itself to a 52 inch TV with a detachable keyboard and mouse. This will of course have to include a boxee application and I would also really appreciate if it will make the transformer sound when it transforms…

7. There will be an application for future telling
I don’t mean something like an 8-ball, but a real, working, future telling application. This application should aggregate information from all over the world and then predict the future based on the data it collected. You can ask the application anything you wish and it will tell you the answer with a probability indication. Of course, some things can’t be answered, but it never stopped Steve before.

8. It will be able to heat food
The touchscreen will actually be able to heat different types of food. I don’t mean real cooking, as this is maybe asking too much, but I believe there will be no problem in making the screen a little warm to keep the warmth of already cooked food. This will be great for Chinese cuisine and I’m sure will be a great hit in China because of it. New markets, new opportunities, new streams of cash!

9. 6rounds will be the default video chat
OK, so this is more of a dream, but why not really? 6rounds is web-based and doesn’t require any downloads or plugins so the use of it will be fairly simple. Besides, the video experience’s look and feel is so “macish” that common users won’t even realize it’s not part of the operation system that comes with the tablet.

If only a few of the above will be integrated it will make me a very happy man, but I’m pretty sure we’re a bit far from the truth. But in any case, I’m sure the Apple’s tablet will be awesome